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Club ...... Redland Bay
This is a picturesque, gently undulating bayside course of 6009 metres.
Par for the course is 72 and the ACR and WGACR is 71.
THE RULES OF BEDROOM GOLF
- Each player will furnish his own equipment of play... normally one
club and two balls.
- Play on a course must be approved by the owner of "the" hole.
- Unlike outdoor golf, the object is to get the club in the hole and
keep the balls out of the hole.
- For most effective play the club should have a firm shaft. Course
owners are permitted to check shaft stiffness before play begins.
- Course owners reserve the right to restrict club length to avoid
damage to the hole.
- The object of the game is to take as many strokes as necessary
until the course owner is satisfied that the play is complete. Failure
to do so may result in being denied permission to play the course
- It is considered bad form to begin playing the hole immediately
upon arrival at this course. The experienced player will normally
take time to admire the entire course, with special attention to well
- Players are cautioned not to mention other courses they have
played, or are currently playing, to the owner of the course being
played. Angry course owners have been known to damage the equipment
of the player for this reason.
- Players are encouraged to bring proper "wet weather" gear for their
- Players should assure themselves that their match has been properly
scheduled, particularly when a new course is being played for the
first time. Previous players have been known to become irate if they
discover someone else playing on what they consider to be a private
- Players should not assume a course is in shape for play at all
times. Some players may be embarrassed if they find the course to be
temporarily under repair. Players are advised to be extremely tactful
when confronted with this situation. More advanced players will find
alternate means of play when this is the case.
- Players are advised to seek the owners permission before playing
the back nine.
- Slow play is encouraged. However, players should be prepared to
proceed at a quicker pace, at least temporarily, at the request of the
- It is considered an outstanding performance, time permitting, to
play the same hole several times in succession.
- The course owner will be the judge of who is the best player.