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To wave or not ......

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"I cant understand why everyone who rides bikes doesnt wave to each other, after all we are one big happy family with a common interest and bond. I wave at every rider I see to do my bit....

  • Well except of Harley riders of course, I never wave at Harley riders. Sitting back with their "Hardley", no real idea about motorcycling, just trying to impress women. They never wave at us so why should I bother, no I NEVER wave at harley riders, but I wave at all other riders....
  • Well exept BWM riders of course. Bloody Waste of Money if you ask me. Riding along with their BMW helmet/jacket/shirt/pants/jocks. Its not a bike its simply a fashion accessory to them. They just ride along with their nose in the air. No I NEVER wave at BMW riders, but I wave at all other riders....
  • Well except Ducati riders of course. Bloody Italian Stallions, are they trying to compensate for something??? Lets face it why bother waving, they spend half their life in the back of utes. No I NEVER wave at Ducati riders, but I wave at all other riders....
  • Well except Kawasaki riders of course. Bloody Team Green, who the hell do they think they are, Kermit. Might as well be riding along in their green skin tight leather. No I NEVER wave at Kawasaki riders, but I wave at all other riders....
  • Well except Honda riders of course. CBR this and CBR that. Did you ever notice Honda riders alwasy wear the loudest colour leathers? They are too busy trying ti get the 6 inch knee scrapers to touch the ground to look at waving. No they are all Mick Doohan pretenders. No I NEVER wave at Honda riders, but I wave at all other riders....
  • Well except Suzuki riders of course. Bloody team "Telifonica". They are too busy laying on the tank trying to reach the bars to wave to anyone. Or if they have a TL they are feverishly tryng to control tank slap. No I NEVER wave at Suzuki riders, but I wave at all other riders....
  • Well except Yamaha riders of course. Does Yamaha make any other bikes besdies R1 & R6's? And whats with this blue and white color shceme, did Bunnings have a runout on blue paint? These guys are too busy reading bike mag's to see if any other maker has bought out a bike that is 0.00023 seconds quicker around Phillip Island. Brand Loyalty? Please, these riders will jump ship quicker than Afghan Refugee with a McDonalds voucher.

Yerp, I love the feeling of being part of the Motorcycling community. One big happy family. If only other motorcyclists were as understanding as me.......

" Well I thought it was funny when I read it....